FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS:
Where should I go in my new Plastique?
Go where your pants tell you to go.
Can you wear them in the shower?
You can if you want. We’re not the boss of you.
Will a sandwich stay fresh in my pockets?
Right now, these pants do not work well for food storage. But stay tuned.
How do I make my squeaks louder?
We recommend walking slowly with your legs pressed tightly together.
I want to buy Plastique, but they are unavailable. How can I go on?
It’s sad. But you must keep on keeping on.